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Xenomeat as hamburgers?

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NeomorphMember1686 XPApr-17-2018 7:39 AM

I'm starting a new thread because I can and I'm also not sure if we have discussed this. How likely is it to be able to make hamburgers out of Xeno meat? Imagine if the marines get hungry and they don't have much ordinary food but they got to eat. They shoot Xenos and then what?

Do they have to clean it in a huge acid bath that removes the dangerous things or what?

This topic is probably dumb but at least it's something that we haven't discussed that much as far as I know.

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ChestbursterMember902 XPApr-17-2018 7:43 AM


Well we could use it's head exoskeleton as a soup bowl.


DeaconMember10416 XPApr-17-2018 7:58 AM

I can only imagine it would lead to Heart Burn ;)

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TrilobiteMember8212 XPApr-17-2018 1:21 PM

If their flesh is really acidic, it might have to have a lye bath like lutefisk. 


NeomorphMember1823 XPApr-17-2018 3:50 PM

a xenodog might be tastie


PraetorianMember4201 XPApr-17-2018 8:34 PM

Well i suppose they could neutralize the acid, I think the meat would probably taste bad no matter how you prepare it.



TrilobiteMember8212 XPApr-17-2018 11:46 PM

Here is a xeno made of burger

I hear that face huggers taste like chicken and crab



XenomorphMember1305 XPApr-18-2018 2:47 AM

Maybe not hamburgers but some coke may be squeezed out of a dead xeno, 

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DeaconMember10416 XPApr-18-2018 8:26 AM

Looking at this in a Serious Manner....

I would assume the best option would be what can we COOK from the Xenomorph Eggs ;)

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FacehuggerMember357 XPApr-18-2018 11:19 AM

It's the after effects I worry about.


DeaconMember10416 XPApr-19-2018 6:01 PM

I like  REALLY HOT Food.....  Vindaloo's ha ha not even CLOSE and 9/10 Indian places that do a Phall have not effect on me ;)

But i have never destroyed a Toilet like that image... so i will pass on the Xenomorph Meat ;)   I draw the line at a Tablespoon (Tea Spoon is plenty) of 600-800'000 Scovile Sauce.... but i bet Xenomorph Meat would take that BURN to a whole NEW Level.

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TrilobiteMember8212 XPApr-19-2018 6:40 PM

Soak it in a basic brine to neutralize the acid. Either way it would likely be nasty. However, Tapatio or Tabasco can work some magic.


ChestbursterMember902 XPApr-19-2018 9:26 PM

I bet some cheese make from Synth blood would also go well with the Xeno meat.


FacehuggerMember357 XPApr-20-2018 2:14 PM

I think I'm just going to go for the dessert.


FacehuggerMember127 XPApr-22-2018 11:10 AM

Maybe they would make some good meat for Steamed Hams. Would make it an unforgettable luncheon

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ChestbursterMember611 XPApr-22-2018 8:24 PM

That's DissectedEngineer's Xeno cake she got not to long ago.  I haven't seen her on here in awhile.  I think she was saying school was starting and she's a teacher.

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