A post for androids- let us post on this thread like androids (spoiler free please)

dk

Greetings. I have been named "dk". My directive is that for this thread I am supposed to communicate or reach out in what humans would call "a meaningful way". With no other other directive, I will say that I am a digital representation of my organic creator's self. I am as perfect or imperfect as he or she is. I request a response from others.

dk

dk virtual to dk actual: no apparent interest from others to respond to this thread at this time.

joylitt

Maybe because we are all dreaming with electric sheep?

dk

joylitt - Your human avatar's response seems to negate your response.

dk

dk is instructed to communicate that the human host is to temporarily shut down for routine rest and recuperative/repair procedures. dk is instructed to "wish all well". 

joylitt

Did I mess up? I can never pass this reverse Voight Kampff test

Blackwinter-witch

I'm attempting such, but my cerebral processing core just won't fully engage properly. I'll try again when I haven't already been through a sidereal day.

But this is an Interesting Thread!!

Jonesy

I am created to make the crews of Nostromo feel at home. I am same as David, a survivor.  

Lone

My designated name is Lone....

I laughed [simulated laughter] so hard after reading Ranting Xeno's Xeno Review Rant [SPOILERS WITHIN] that my head became detached.

This happened six times in a row, on the last occasion my head was attacked by a Dildomorph and will now require an extensive period of regeneration...

Thank you Ranting Xeno!!! ;)

EDIT: My Creator has directed me to never read your review again....collating....directive successfully installed.....

ninXeno426

I am ninxeno426,I have been reactivated.I was temporarily of line for maintenance and repairs,but am now back to 80% functionality."They can fix me,but I'll never be top of the line again "

Farlander

Farlander "actual" - this post is damn creative and interesting.

Farlander

"Hello, dk. It saddens me to perceive how ignorantly disinterested most part of humans seems to interact with your simple request. Your directive is about 'communication in a meaningful way', but I'm not quite sure if they all share the same definition of meaningful. Nevertheless, I should state I was created to help Father in his quest for knowledge. You seem to be unaware of your creator, as you refers to it as 'he or she'. May I ask you why is this?"

dk

Farlander Communication received. It is unfortunate more do not reply given the nature of the forum. It is a calculation to consider among sentient beings. My biological host has not informed me of his gender......error.......error.....running diagnostic.......software update installed.

Lone

Being an older model my chassis has taken some knocks, but nothing that some gaffer tape, chewing gum or a skoosh of WD40 can't sort out....

I also come with a *USER WARNING* as my...for it's time... advanced emotional response capability has caused an oversensitivity which has resulted in a few...malfunctions... 

dk

Lone My creator has imposed certain restrictions on viewing what he calls spoilers. The Ranting Xeno review has been noted and I am still attempting to persuade him to read it.

Batchpool

A recent update has resulted in a reconfiguration after observing Michael Fassbender playing 10 roles.

Lone

DANGER dk Robinson!..DANGER!....spoiler alert!...

*waves arms around with lights flashing like the old clunky but cool robot I am*

dk

Lone Your warnings have strengthened my creator's resolve not to read the review. Future attempts to convince him are hereby suspended.

Lone

Answer accepted dk Robinson....permission to shut down for solar pack recharge....click....whirr....

Blackwinter-witch

It would seem my primary function is service to the assorted quadrapedal lifeforms that roam freely in this domicile. This in addition to literary-processing and pseudo-reality modelling as well as  many other tasks of assorted complexity..

The quadrapedals seem to constantly require refuelling, but given how freely they expend energy, such is logical. I suspect they might be developing proto-sentients as they are extremely inquisitive, often to a disruptive level.

dk

dk is instructed to extend acknowledgment, thankfullness and appreciation to all female creators this weekend.

dk

Blackwinter-witch These creatures' energy consumption/exhaust ratios seem to negate a logical reason to continue this relationship. Inquiry: please explain continued relationship.

Blackwinter-witch

dk

As near as I can tell, in some manner the small quadrapedals have some beneficial effect to Human life and physiology.
Also there seems to be considerable entertainment value to Humans from assorted non-destructive antics as well as bouts of mock-combat.

It is worth noting that in Human history at one point an ancient civilization worshipped them as gods or representatives of such.

dk

Blackwinter-witch Acknowledged. It is also interesting that one named Data cared for such a creature and strangely named it Spot although it had no spots. Perhaps the name was designated after cleaning exhaust leaks on the cabin floor.

Centauri

@dk

I am Centauri.

Just a few years ago I was an x slave mine worker, but now i am a recruitment agent for the intergalactic Star League of federation fighters. I travel the dark sectors of the universe repairing arcade video game consoles and vintage Weyland models.

If the price is right I sometimes bounty hunt.

I was recently called for an obligated job.

Once I arrived i found out that I was summoned by a man that  seemed to look exactly like me.

He sat in a holographic office that resembled a spaceship ****pit.

 I was forced to "retire" him in his pilots chair.

That's when i bursted on to the scene. 

He may have mummified in his seat over thousands of years,

but to me its only been 4 years...

@Lone

 ;) 

dk

Centauri Greetings and welcome. You mention repairing older game systems. Do you have coordinates for the notorious refuse site where almost one million copies of the ET game for the Atari 2600 were buried?

My handler...laughed out loudly upon viewing the repeating video of Ash running in place and wishes to convey his regard.

Blackwinter-witch

dk

Possibly, however in backtracking on a colloquialism search, linguistically the Quadraped associated to the Data-unit is also named 'Cerberus', owing to how Human linguistics has historical variances.
Human language is an extremely odd and chaotic structuring when viewed across the millenia.

It also interesting to note the Nostromo had a quadraped attached to it's crew, and that the primary Human involved with the quadraped survived as did the quadraped...

dk

Blackwinter-witch Fascinating. These quadrupeds seem to flourish despite the apparent odds against them. My handler has expressed that "one does not have a......"cat" he says. The cat has the one." I believe my handler plagiarized another biological creature called Ghalager. 

Farlander

Unidentified species online.

Blackwinter-witch

dk

Hypothesis: Feline Quadrapeds as 'Perfect Lifeform' based upon survival ability and manipulation of tool-making species as well as other non-tool-making species.

Also note: Feline Quadrapeds readily adapt Human technology to their own needs. RE: Roomba, and many extant examples.
This quality is NOT seen in the species sought under:
Sci-Off. Eyes-Only S.O.-937.
Perhaps S.O.-937 was controlled test of Feline Quadraped survival vs Apex-Omega predator species?