Someone please just post the complete Spoils and breakdowns!

Gosh this is what I've been dying for but I gave up and am now going to bed..Will check this post tomorrow hopefully with luck!!!

Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler I will just give you a rather odd one Empire says David teaches Walter romantic poetry, how to play the flute and, ehem, how to kiss...

joylitt Too many reviews but I saw one where they said it was "oddly sexual". Oh yeah- The Independent.

I hate one "Positive" review on rottentomatoes that says this "An interstellar version of Friday the 13th, with a respectable ensemble of actors as the camp counselors and various fanged slimeballs filling in for Jason Voorhees."

Please let that not be true. I'm still sore after AvP Requiem

That pretty much sums up AVPR. Sounds like some haters have been practicing for "reviewing" this movie. So far I have read enough to know I will like it.

Massive spoilers below. Do not scroll down if you do not want to be spoiled:

Everything that leaked in December was true. If you google search, you'll be able to find the entire plot of the movie from the 4chan and AVP spoiler threads. 

The details are missing from those...How does Walter die?

At the end only Danny McBride and Katherine Waterson's character survive. David killed Shaw and replaces Walter as the robot, while holding the embryos on the escape ship. It is implied that he will continue to experiment upon humans and eventually become the creator of the Xenomorph, and that is why Weyland Corp. created a second version (Walter) since David is abit fucked up in the head.

The only question I want to know the answer to: Does David control the Xenos with a magic flute? Because honestly I am starting to think this might be the case. Im not joking about this. If it is, I'm out. 

Haha Dorian gray. Yes that sounds strange. then again if they are bio mechanical due to android mix that might help but not sure. WHY IS EVERYONE AT THIS SITE SLEEPING ? 

What about Juggernaut crash and Covenant landing? Were these scenes shown in the movie?

oh dear Friday the thirteenth :O . That's what was bad about prometheus...supposed scientists doing dumb teenage things :( . At least visually this is going to look great again...reviews are about the same as prometheus though some are saying its better....

One question: is that city of people David pulverizes, are they actually Engineers- Or no?

One question: is that city of people David pulverizes, are they actually Engineers- Or no?

I Was half expecting to wake up finding a "This is what happened step by step" thread, but nothing!?!? what the hell! :P

Admins/Staff will not be posting any reviews with spoilers in them until the movie is released. This is out of respect for our members who have not yet seen the movie. 

I'll just put this here. Admin Message: Posts Containing Spoilers.

Thanks admin

I'm here to learn the fate of Shaw and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum