
dk
TrilobiteMember8212 XPMar-02-2017 4:39 PM"Visually Beautiful Disappointing Lost Opportunity"
This could be FUN!

Facehuggers
NeomorphMember1984 XPMar-02-2017 4:40 PMReligious scientist creates first Alien.

Centauri
PraetorianMember2267 XPMar-02-2017 4:46 PMBig things have small beginnings
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"Must be something we haven't seen yet.."__Bishop
//www.alien-covenant.com/series/

Dr. Curt Connors
ChestbursterMember661 XPMar-02-2017 4:52 PMTerd big terd gigantic terd

dk
TrilobiteMember8212 XPMar-02-2017 4:57 PMto quote an independent magazine's two word review of Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich, "S#$t Sandwhich".

suwhited
FacehuggerMember355 XPMar-02-2017 4:57 PM"...Definitely better than AVP:Requiem"

dk
TrilobiteMember8212 XPMar-02-2017 4:59 PMsuwhited
Everything and anything is better than AVPR.
Sorry. I hate that movie so much I forgot about the 5 word rule.

S.M
XenomorphMember1234 XPMar-02-2017 4:59 PMThe map guy gets lost.

Centauri
PraetorianMember2267 XPMar-02-2017 5:07 PM"haven't finished my breakfast yet"
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"Must be something we haven't seen yet.."__Bishop
//www.alien-covenant.com/series/

Chris
EngineerAdmin21815 XPMar-02-2017 5:07 PMCentauri already posted the one I was gonna write. Hahaha

Dr. Curt Connors
ChestbursterMember661 XPMar-02-2017 5:11 PMThe end credits finally started

suwhited
FacehuggerMember355 XPMar-02-2017 5:12 PM@dk
Always look at the bright side of things. If you were locked in a room with only two movies..
1) Alien Vs. Predator:Requiem and 2) Battlefield Earth
AVP:Requiem starts looking mighty good about then...

dk
TrilobiteMember8212 XPMar-02-2017 5:14 PMPrometheus- Say Not the Word

dk
TrilobiteMember8212 XPMar-02-2017 5:16 PMsuwhited
Ouch. I would try to get an antenna signal of CSPAN or Home Shopping Network.

Chris
EngineerAdmin21815 XPMar-02-2017 5:17 PMJust noticed S.M's reply, made me lol
How about: "Still better than Alien Resurrection"

Facehuggers
NeomorphMember1984 XPMar-02-2017 5:20 PMGreat responses guys! So much fun reading each one ;)
S.M I literally burst out laughing at yours! The irony!
Centauri Clever!!!
suwhited Good point!
Chris ;)

Dr. Curt Connors
ChestbursterMember661 XPMar-02-2017 5:22 PMWhy are characters so dumb

Dr. Curt Connors
ChestbursterMember661 XPMar-02-2017 5:25 PM@dk Your comments are freaking hilarious

Facehuggers
NeomorphMember1984 XPMar-02-2017 5:29 PMScientist and that zealot girlfriend.

Facehuggers
NeomorphMember1984 XPMar-02-2017 5:31 PMLap dance with Miss Vickers.

Centauri
PraetorianMember2267 XPMar-02-2017 5:33 PM"congratulations on meeting your maker"
****
"Must be something we haven't seen yet.."__Bishop
//www.alien-covenant.com/series/

Dr. Curt Connors
ChestbursterMember661 XPMar-02-2017 5:37 PMWaste of two something hours

Centauri
PraetorianMember2267 XPMar-02-2017 5:47 PM@chris great minds think alike!
heres another..
"prometheus, are you seeing this?"
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"Must be something we haven't seen yet.."__Bishop
//www.alien-covenant.com/series/

Facehuggers
NeomorphMember1984 XPMar-02-2017 5:50 PMNice!

Rick
XenomorphMember1261 XPMar-02-2017 5:55 PMLocked in Room = 127 Hours
Is Much Better with Beer
Oh the Orrey Is Shiney
Vacuum Faced Fifield Wannabe Xeno
Vickers are you a Robot?

Rick
XenomorphMember1261 XPMar-02-2017 5:56 PMNo Face Sex With Hugger?

Rick
XenomorphMember1261 XPMar-02-2017 5:58 PMDavid Has a Kinked Neck

Aorta
FacehuggerMember316 XPMar-02-2017 6:00 PMSadly under appreciated little marvel