In a possibly vain effort to liven things up a tad around here, I suggest we roast the Alien franchise. All 4 main movies are a go because it's a lot gunner to roast the ones we agree on. Though if you want to roast the prequels go for, be less fun in my opinion lol. AVP Requiem roast is highly recommended, show no mercy to that dumpster fire lmao. Let's try and have some fun guys
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Been a while since we had some levity. Thank you Bruthah.
Roasting a hallowed franchise.....Well, may as well give it a go. Ahem....
No one mentioned the obvious when coming out of cryo sleep: Damn, you got some serious stank yet don't appear to have ever made any poops or pees.
The bar has been set low, so let the roast begin!
- Andrews - "Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant; it's an 8-foot creature of some kind with acid for blood, and it arrived on your spaceship. It kills on sight, and is generally unpleasant. And of course, you expect me accept all this on your word."
- Ripley - "No. I don't expect anything."
- Andrews - "Quite a story, Mr Aaron."
- Aaron - "Right sir, it's a beauty. Never heard anything quite like it, sir."
Ripley in Aliens: “57 years in hypersleep. And I still can’t give up smoking.”
Ripley on trial for blowing up a very expensive ship with story about alien killing the whole crew. Only gets a slap on the wrist with a suspension.
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Thanks on joining in guys, I had almost given up on this topic lol.
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Lets acknowledge the elephant in the room.
Parker : So, um, we think we should discuss the bonus situation...
Parker has been waiting 57 years to discuss the bonus situation. Ripley owes some serious back pay
I think this was either in the script or extended Edition. Alien Resurrection...Weyland Yutani is bought out...by Walmart.
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