Yep I haven’t made many threads here but this is some silly shit that I came up with so I got to post it. As most of you know by now one of my complaints about Prometheus is that most of the characters suck. I took the time to write a scene where I changed the names a bit and so on so it is like this.
- That’s alright, I have read about this in a children’s book. I am a biologist at least I studied it to eight grade so I should know.
- What makes you think that is a female?
- She has tits?
The cobra hisses angrily at them, it doesn’t like rapists and life forms that have less IQ than itself.
- I see her tits let me touch them. I have touched many tits before.
After all Weeburn has glasses so that indicates that his vision isn’t 100%.
- She doesn’t want me to touch her tits! Maybe you should help me now, okay?
Fartfield takes his butter knife and attempts to cut the thing but it doesn’t work. In an attempt he takes his pen and tries to make it sharp with his pen-sharpener. By now Weedburn is in trouble. Weedburn:
- This isn't fair! I didn't even smoke that much today! I want more!
Fartfield stabs the thing with his pen and acidic poop spreads everywhere. They both mumble some unhearable sounds before they are slowly transformed into…. Poopmonsters!
Yeah, and I'd say that pretty much discribes how things went down in the final cut that made its way to the movie...
"Bees have hives, man"
I like it ;)
Yeah the guessing if its a boy or girl thing bugged people i guess, but Worms are for the most part Hermaphrodites, which Milburn would have known....
But then again they could not have known those Hammerpedes had came from the Worms, the Deleted Scene did show him excited when they found a Organism prior but this Organism was not like a Worm and it was larger about what 5"?
Maybe he should learn that there was a difference between a 5" Space Wheener Worm, and a 4-5ft Space Cobra lol
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